Thursday, 30 April 2009
Swearing in Public By Titvs Advxas
Tonight’s fund raising Idea is the use of the red collection box as a “Cuss box”
Any person uttering The “I” word or The “M” People word will be fined £1 per transgression.
As we in the BNP respect democracy and freedom of expression, those of us who know they will transgress several times may pre-purchase their cusses
Tariff
£1 per single cuss
£5 for up to 10 cusses
£10 for 10 or more or unlimited use of the cusses
Other profanity will, as usual be fucking acceptable in this bastard establishment
Answers on a postcard please...
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As Published
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
The "EYE" Word By TITVS ADVXAS
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
Schyzophrenia By TITVS-ADVXAS
As Published
Monday, 27 April 2009
The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend by TITVS ADVXAS
Saturday, 25 April 2009
Reading "Britain Awake"
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre...
No doubt Pakistanis and Bangladeshis will be endowed with the same minuscule appendage, we think its natures way of saying:
STOP FUCKING BREEDING!
A Jolly Good Time Was Had... by TITVS ADVXAS
- As patriots we share the belief that our country is being invaded and plundered by Islam. Every facet of our lives is being drawn into that goal by successive treacherous governments.
- As patriots, we can see that the only bloodless way to keep our British and English identity is in the ballot box.
As Published
Friday, 24 April 2009
NAVSIVS MAXIMVS BY TITVS ADVXAS
Many Muslim children already miss school to celebrate religious festivals such as Eid. Chiefs at Manchester City Council are considering allowing schools with large numbers of Muslims to close during Islamic holidays.
Under the current system schools close for Christian holidays, but parents are allowed to take children out of lessons for other religious festivals.
This particularly affects Manchester which has the third worst school attendance rates in the country.
Almost one in ten of all absence days in the city’s schools are noted as religious observance.
In an attempt to improve these figures, schools will be allowed to opt to close if 40 percent of pupils are likely to take time off.
Schools will be encouraged to use these extra holidays to facilitate teacher training days while traditional school holidays will remain unchanged.
Some east London schools where the majority of pupils are from Muslim families already close for two days over Eid.
The local authority states: “Tower Hamlets policy is that schools should close for Eid (these dates have been advised by the East London Mosque).
“It is important to ensure that all Muslim pupils and staff can participate in religious observance without being absent from school. This is consistent with the council’s attendance policy that “every day matters.”
Douglas Murray, director of think tank the Centre for Social Cohesion, said: “Either people are British and go to British schools and have a particular holiday system, or we decide to carve the country up into areas that are Muslim and non-Muslim, and I think that’s what this does.”
* The process of colonisation occurs when foreigners come to a country and by sheer numbers force their ways upon the indigenous population.
What is happening in Britain today is nothing else but colonisation, aided and abetted by the Tory and Labour Party.
The British National Party is the only party dedicated to halting and reversing this process. [This article has been reprinted from the BNP website.]
I can only echo what The Article says adding that both the Labour and Tory parties will one day be held accountable to the people for these diabolical crimes against The British People.
The Day After... By TITVS ADVXAS
- Perhaps local people are starting to feel a little annoyed that non-English festivals are always given precidence?
- Perhaps the penny has dropped in some of those gullible lilly livered multiculturalists who have now realised that the Islamic Invaders are laughing at our faces and spitting in our curries?
- Perhaps the Nationalist in more of us is awakening?
As Published
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Something is Very Very Wrong in Birmingham By TITVS-ADVXAS
Sunday 1st February Chinese New Year
Sunday 15th March St Patrick’s Day
Saturday 25th April St Georges Day
Late April Vaisakhi
Saturday 23rd to 25th May Gay Pride
Monday 25th Lord Mayors Show
Mid July Eid Mela
Early September Gardners Weekend
Late September Eid Al Fithr
Saturday 10th October World Mental Health Day
Mid November Diwali and Christmas Lights
Mid November to December Frankfurt Market
Thursday 31st December New Years Eve Fireworks
HAPPY ST GEORGES DAY By TITVS ADVXAS
Happy St George's Day!
Today is supposed to be a day on which the native people of England can celebrate their identity without fear of persecution from the politically correct liberal Leftists.
However, in today's warped Britain, even St George has come under attack by our political masters.
The legend of St George and the Dragon was brought to Europe by returning Crusaders. According to that story, a dragon made its nest at the water source of a city. The city's inhabitants had to offer sheep to the dragon in order to be allowed to draw water. However, they eventually ran out of sheep and the dragon demanded humans instead. Lots were drawn to see which unfortunate person would be offered to the dragon in exchange for the right to draw water.
On one occasion, the princess of the city drew the shortest stick. The king begged for her life, but it was in vain; all had an equal chance of being sacrificed to the dragon. At the crucial moment, St George appeared and challenged the dragon. Protected by the sign of the Christian cross, St George slew the dragon and rescued the princess. The grateful citizens of the city then converted to Christianity.
Our ruling political elite strives to eliminate or dismantle anything that gives the native people of the British Isles any sense of identity, tradition or cultural loyalty. So it should be no surprise that the liberal-left has for decades waged a relentless war against any celebrations on St. George's Day. In their eyes, recognition of our nationhood will endanger the "multiracial society" they wish to impose on the British people. Better to eradicate any remnants of national identity whatsoever, lest our people realise what they are losing.
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The latest salvo in this relentless war against native identity was the banning of a highly popular St George's Day parade in the Black Country, West Midlands. Thanks to the rigorous efforts of our local activists and the enormous pressure applied by the BNP's Operation Fightback, the parade was reinstated!
Rest assured, all those homegrown traitors who have taken part in the war against our indigenous rights will one day be held to account for their crimes. Treason may be acceptable now, but in the free, liberated Britain of the future, treason will be punished in the manner of the old days of our forbears: through Traitor's Gate and into the Tower!
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I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about my personal hero: Alfred the Great. Alfred was our greatest king and a dauntless and dedicated ruler. He united the splintered Anglo-Saxon kingdoms and created the modern nation of England. He was also an inspirational leader who led native Anglo-Saxon resistance against a devastating Viking onslaught. I would like to quote from the British Pride website:
"The Danes then made a sudden surprise attack on the stronghold of Chippenham, where Alfred was staying for Christmas. It became obvious to Alfred that the Danes would not stop until all Anglo-Saxon England was under their domination. Alfred was forced to flee Chippenham and made his way through swamps to safety. He was given shelter by a peasant woman who, completely unaware that he was king, left him to watch some cakes cooking by the fire. Overwhelmed with the problems he and his kingdom faced, he let the cakes burn. When the woman returned, she gave Alfred a telling off, but then realised the king's identity and apologised. Alfred insisted that he was the one who needed to apologise. Such humbleness is rare for kings."
"Alfred did not accept defeat at this point, but from a base in Athelney he organised an effective resistance movement, rallying militia from Somerset, Wiltshire and Hampshire. Alfred disguised himself as a musician in order to gain access to the Danish camp. There he discovered the Danish attack plans, and armed with this knowledge was able to defeat the invaders at the Battle of Edington in Wiltshire."Alfred was just one of our amazing ancestors who never gave up the fight to defend this island which is our home. What a contrast to our contemporary leaders!
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During this day in which we celebrate England's national identity, we must also pay homage to the union and kindred bonds of the British Family of Nations. In 1707, the peoples of the British Isles united under a single government. From that point on, we emerged as a remarkable force on the world stage. Our achievements in science, technology and progress are still unmatched.
Scots, Welshmen, Englishmen, Ulsterfolk and Irish have sacrificed and perished shoulder to shoulder to defend our island homeland on the bloodstained grounds of Waterloo, the Crimea, Rorke's Drift, the Somme, Dunkirk, the beaches of Normandy and the Falklands. In the Battle of Britain, pilots from across the pan-British world struggled to defend our skies against the mighty Luftwaffe and achieved victory after much sacrifice.
The British people, from Cornwall to the Highlands, from Ulster to East Anglia, must stay united. The alternative is subjugation in a federal, undemocratic European empire ruled by unaccountable Marxist elites, dedicated to transforming our continent into "Eurabia" (the liberal left project to unite the Islamic Middle East and Christian Europe which is to be achieved by massive population movements).
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That is why the British National Party is launching the largest and most far-reaching election campaign in British Nationalist history. In terms of the size, reach and sophistication, there has never been anything like it! It includes 29 million leaflets, dozens of billboard and newspaper advertisements, powerful election broadcasts, nationwide Truth Truck tours, 100,000 election posters and much, much more.
For the first time we will have in place the administrative structure to enable us to process and consolidate the expected tens of thousands of inquiries. The "Rapid Expansion Plan" has been a roaring success and the results will be rolled out shortly - be prepared to be blown away by our increasing professionalism!
Roll on June 4th, D-Day approaches! Let's get to work!
Happy St. George's Day
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Stone Cross St Georges Day Society Parade
Saturday, 18 April 2009
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates...
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Naive or Just Plain Stupid?
You decide. Mark Hill will be the Standing Brandwood Candidate in 2011.
As Published
Friday, 17 April 2009
Please State (2)... By TITVS-ADVXAS
Force is strong for Jedi police
Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged. Strathclyde Police said the officers and two of its civilian staff claimed to follow the faith, which features in the Star Wars movies. The details were obtained in a Freedom of Information request by Jane's Police Review. Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers. In the Star Wars films, Jedi Knights such as Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda use the Force to battle the evil Darth Vader, who has strayed to the dark side. Jane's Police Review editor Chris Herbert, who requested the information, said: "The Force appears to be strong in Strathclyde Police with their Jedi police officers and staff. "Far from living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some members of the noble Jedi order have now chosen Glasgow and its surrounding streets as their home."
Provided voluntarily
This is another example of political correctness and absurdity meeting head on. Why do “they” need to monitor these "six strands of diversity" usually in the name of customer service and especially by Police and Government departments?
Firstly, TITVS asks himself those questions:
· What is your age? Why do you need to know?
· Do you have a disability? Why do you need to know?
· What is your gender? Why do you need to know?
· What is your race? Why do you need to know?
· What is your religion or belief? Why do you need to know?
· What is your sexual orientation? Why do you need to know?
Okay that was the obvious way to respond to such an invasion of a person’s right to privacy (under The Human Rights Act).
· What is your age? But why do you need to know?
· Do you have a disability? Yes. I used to work for Birmingham City Council
· What is your gender/sex? Male to Gender? Yes to Sex?
· What is your race? English**/White Anglo-Saxon *
· What is your religion or belief? CofE/Agnostic
· What is your sexual orientation? MYOFB ***
So why then do we always get asked these questions, Surely nothing to do with the government's paranoia on the multicultural society, or keeping up quotas to remain politically correct for areas of age, disability, gender, race religion and belief, and sexual orientation?
***MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS! ]
Martyn Findley by TITVS ADVXAS
As Published
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Customer Service? By TITVS-ADVXAS
- Un co-operative staff who's job I'm told is to sit reading Newspapers and News websites, although if you stand by The Leeds Building Society and look over their shoulders they do seem to spend a lot of time looking at girly websites but my eyesight may not be as good as it used to be.
- Family members of staff hanging around, ready to verbally abuse you when you complain about their relatives.
- Foul, Filthy Smelly Toilets that when open remind one of a week old soiled pamper.
- Foul, Filthy Smelly Toilets that when closed for cleaning makes one wonder if they are just re-arranging the inch deep pools of urine on the slippery floor floor
- Units being closed down in readiness for major alterations to New Street Station
Yesterday I was able to confirm all of these bullet points. I went to the Men's room only to find it was closed for repair. I approached The Customer Service Desk and waited for 10 minutes before being acknowledged. The member of staff was having a private chat with someone and their eye contact/flirtiness lead me to assume (incorrectly) that they were boyfriend and girlfriend, and I Had to clear my throat to be noticed. The young lady started to talk to me. I simply and politely asked "Who is responsible for the Men's toilets, as I needed to use them". The young lady phoned someone then used her 2-way radio, and then told me that the urinal was blocked and they were awaiting plumbers, as the urine soaked floor was approaching the dangerous level (Which I assumed meant that it was dangerous for staff as the urine was in a position to now get splashed onto their own clothes.)
I then asked if there was anywhere I could sit and was told that seating was removed several years ago as "we used to get people sitting on the seats". I was also told that if I was desperate for the toilets, then McDonalds was around the corner. I decline saying that I would never support McDonalds even by pi$$ing on them if the were on fire.
After hanging around by 'Peacocks' for about 30 minutes, I returned to The Customer Service Desk, just to if there was an update on The Men's toilets. Before I could speak, the female who made me feel so worthless before said "The toilets are still closed. I've already 'told' you to go to McDonalds". I spoke to her newly arrived colleague, and sarcastically said "At least I didn't have to wait for her to finished speaking to her boyfriend this time". The first lady butted in to say "My boyfriend is in West Bromwich at work, that other guy just hangs around the centre"
So someone she fancied was OK to hang around, but an overweight middle aged man was told to go to McDonalds (to get fatter I presume)?
I then asked the young lady if she was worried if her lack of customer care would bode well with her employers should I decide to complain about her obvious lack of job skills? To which she retorted "Well we've been taken over by Birmingham City Council, since last week, so I'm not worried that they would even be bothered by anything you would say to them" She was then joined in her assault on me by a scruffy filthy looking toothless pensioner standing nearby, who said "I'm her Dad, Why are you so bothered about the men's toilets? Are you a pervert? Are you gay? Are you a pervert (again)? Are you gay (again)? Why don't you just pi$$ off and go to McDonalds like you've been told to" I also mentioned again about there being no seating for people, but was again told that they were removed because people used to sit upon them, but if I wanted to sit down, I could go to Starbucks OR McDonalds. I tried to use the analogy of wanting to sit down at a bus stop, and being told to "go and knock on the front door of the house by the bus stop and sit down in their living room or use their toilets", but my sarcasm was completely lost in their utter dimness.
So do I assume from my foray that:
"ALL EMPLOYEES OF BIRMINGHAM CITY COUNCIL SHARE THE ARROGANCE THAT POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE BY THEMSELVES CAN GO UNPUNISHED OR UNREPRIMANDED? AND THAT RUDENESS CAN BE CONDONED? AND THAT WE CAN TAKE OUR DAD TO WORK AS BACKUP?"
[I have tried to correct the poor grammar of these people in my recollections above]
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Monday, 13 April 2009
Please State... By TITVS-ADVXAS
But I am in England. Part of The United Kingdom. Our Queen is head of The Commonwealth. We are in the land of the free. We don't need that sort of government.
As a youth I watched television programs about South American States and Central African States where people disappeared overnight with no explanation, where the police and secret police had absolute autonomy and power. Where hundreds of people would be arrested early in the morning for planning a peaceful protest... Hang on. Reality Check. What I detested so much about places like Russia or Uganda or Chile or China in the 70s, is happening here in the UK today!
This news cutting from BBC news is typical of the Ruling Labour Fascist Regime:
Police arrest 114 in 'power demo'
More than 100 people have been arrested in Nottingham over a suspected plan to target a power station. Police said 114 men and women were arrested in Sneinton Dale on suspicion of conspiracy to commit aggravated trespass and criminal damage. Officers said they believed those arrested were planning to protest at nearby Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station. A spokesman said "specialist equipment" had been found by officers who feared a threat to the safety of the site. He said police thought there was a "serious threat" to the power station. The arrests were made at an independent school. There were no injuries. 'Real bedlam' Residents in the suburb of Sneinton contacted the BBC with reports of a large police presence in the area. Tess Rearden, who lives near where the arrests were made, said she saw 20 police vehicles. She said: "It was all slamming of doors and van doors and all these vans were coming up here - police vans, riot vans. "My son came out of his bedroom and he said: 'Have you seen what's going on out front?' "They were all up and down the roads here. It was bedlam, real bedlam." City councillor David Mellen said: "I understand there was some kind of gathering of people here last night and police took action. "Obviously it's disturbing for the neighbours in the area but if police had information there was some kind of danger to the power supply for people in the East Midlands, then obviously they need to take action." Power station operator Eon said it was aware of the arrests but would not comment further.
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Sunday, 12 April 2009
Those Were The Days by TITVS ADVXAS
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos..
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Nandos.
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy toffees, gobstoppers, bubble gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because we were always outside playing!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were o.k.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY, no video or dvd films, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no internet or internet chat rooms. We had friends and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. Only girls had pierced ears!
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays, we rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!
Rugby and cricket had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on merit
Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bullies always ruled the playground at school.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'
we had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all!
And you are one of them! Congratulations!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
PS The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore.
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Saturday, 11 April 2009
JERUSALEM
JERUSALEM
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark Satanic mills
Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spears o'clouds unfold
Bring me my chariot of fire
I will not cease from mental fight
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land
See Martyn Findlays Blogspot for the Same Hymn bt different perfomers
Words written by William Blake; Music by Charles Hubert Hastings Parry.
Very strirring and patriotic TITVS-ADVXAS XI-IV-MMIX.
Easter Message From The Chairman Of The BNP
The indigenous Christian people of the British Isles have been celebrating Easter for centuries. This important festival is a major part of our native culture.
It is thus relevant to celebrate our Christian heritage with pride on this Easter weekend and recognise the enormous and positive impact that Christianity has had on our long history.
This is even more necessary and poignant considering the rise and growth of radical militant Islam in this country. Islamic mosques are growing in number all over the United Kingdom, and every day, thousands of young Muslims hear anti-Western hate spewing forth from the mouths of bigoted and fanatical mullahs.
Rather than resist the spread of this fanatical, expansionist and alien creed - which seeks to destroy Christianity - the Christian church leaders seek to assist it in every possible way. In this task they are assisted by all the other political parties. Help us fight back and win on June 4th by making a small donation of to our campaign fund - every penny helps:
https://secure.bnp.org.uk/donate/
The huge sacrifice made in centuries past by untold hundreds of thousands of Europeans of all nationalities to resist the spread of Islam into Christian Europe has been forgotten or is ignored by modern Western politicians.
Only the Nationalist parties of Europe, such as the British National Party, celebrate the legacy of the Christian heroes such as Richard the Lionheart and Edward I, both English kings who led Crusades.
In modern times, the BNP is leading the fight against the Islamification of our country. No other political party wants to preserve Britain as a Christian state! Across the political divide, all parties bar the BNP are dedicated to transforming us into a "multi-faith" and multicultural society - in other words a nation in which the indigenous British people are minority. Help us save our country by joining the British National Party - don't delay:
https://secure.bnp.org.uk/join/
We will never allow our children to become a minority in our homeland! We will fight to the bitter end, just like our Crusader ancestors, to preserve our Christian culture and heritage. The spirit of the Medieval Knights lives on in all of us!
Recently, the first Islamic Sharia bank opened in Scotland. When Barack Obama called for Turkey's 71 million Muslims to be allowed to join the European Union, most of the Europe's political elites voiced their approval!
Christmas plays all over Britain have been banned by politically correct school authorities. Churches are being closing and converting into mosques. Towns and cities all over Britain are being colonised by hordes of Muslim immigrants. Some areas are now "no go" areas for Christians. On June 4th, we have a real chance to shake up the anti-British establishment - help us by giving a small donation of towards our campaign:
https://secure.bnp.org.uk/donate/
Just recently, a south Yorkshire school with a large Muslim student population banned its traditional Easter Bonnet parades! What an outrage! More evidence that we are becoming second-class citizens in our own country.
Yes, this is happening to your country! So enjoy the Easter weekend with your family, but bear in mind the mortal threat to our future posed by the Islamification of our country. Cherish your Christian heritage and make sure to pass it on to your children and grandchildren - and make them aware of the sacrifice of our ancestors who held back the hordes of Moors, Saracens and Ottomans and saved Christian Europe.
And most importantly, make sure you take a vow to help the British National Party win on June 4th, as time is running out fast for our children! Better still, make that long-postponed decision and finally join the British National Party:
https://secure.bnp.org.uk/join/
Finally I would like to congratulate all our recent election candidates and their campaign teams - they have done us proud! On Thursday 2nd April, Tom Redmond took second place in Leeds with 23.6% of the vote. On the same day Chris Godridge obtained 6.5% in Calderdale. In Arun district, Mike Witchell took 13.7% of the vote and in Redcar Lynn Payne scored 16%.
Meanwhile on Thursday 9th in Manchester BNP candidate Derek Adams scored 23.3% of the vote beating the Lib-Dems, Conservatives and the rest! We are definitely on course to become a mainstream party with results like these! Help us score even more impressive results by donating just
https://secure.bnp.org.uk/donate/
Can we do it? Yes we can! The establishment is running scared of the BNP like no time before. Just listen to what that wretch Harriet Harman had to say in a recent interview with a major national newspaper:"Certainly they [the BNP] are a bigger threat than they have been before." The only group the BNP is a threat to is the self-serving, corrupt establishment creatures infesting Troughminster! Help us kick them in the ballots on June 4th!
Friday, 10 April 2009
Even More Hypocrisy... By TITVS-ADVXAS
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Ecclesiastic Hypocrisy... Again By TITVS ADVXAS
As published
Friday, 3 April 2009
'Ere You're 'Avin' A Larf! by TITVS ADVXAS
Thursday, 2 April 2009
What's The Story In Balamory By TITVS ADVXAS
Produced between 2000 and 2005, but still broadcast daily on BBC channels BBC1, BBC2 and CBEEBIES, and aimed at viewers aged six and under, this show was based in a nursery school with the main character Miss Hoolie the nursery teacher. Balamory itself was supposedly based upon the quiet Scottish Fishing hamlet of Tobermory on the Isle of Mull, but the cast of Balamory (as well as the children attending Balamory Nursery) come from a broad range of ethnic backgrounds, giving the place a somewhat cosmopolitan feel. The main 8 characters, incidentally, have a 25% ethnic/non-ethnic proportion (see photo), and of the 5 Children visiting Miss Hoolie’s Nursery each episode the proportion can vary from 20% ethnic proportion (1 in 5) to 100% (5 in 5), in each and every episode but NEVER zero (0/5). This contrasts sharply with ethnicity figures from the Isle of Mull (where Balamory was filmed), which, according to the 2001 census, suggest that ethnic minorities only make up a meagre 0.35% of the actual population i.e. 10 people out of a total population of slightly under 3000. In some episodes where Josie Jump AND Spencer appear along with 5 ethnic children, that would be 70% of the ethnic population of the entire region in one show AND one must assume therefore since there are only 3 other ethnic people left, that some of those 5 children are either from one parent families or are indeed orphans! Is this 'overcompensation of ethnicity' where it doesn’t exist part of The BBC's remit? Or would The BBC be overwhelmed with tens of thousands of complaints* from Ethnic minorities who claimed that they weren't represented in the show?
Furthermore the proposed introduction of a naughty character "Millie Mischief" was cancelled as (according to different Google sources) politically correct BBC chiefs were worried that the ethnicity of Miss Mischief would create further discontent with all viewers or that the 'bad' character would give children viewing 'a bad influence'.
And I always thought that The BBC’s duty was to portray and report real life!
(If that were so, however, Millie Mischief would then be a stereotypical drug dealing crack addict who mugged people or who unsafely prostituted herself to feed her habit and PC Plum would of course oust Miss Hoolie THE main character of the newly named CSI:Balamory)
(*An example figure of 20,000 complainants would, of course, be made up of 5 people who actually saw the show and 19,995 who didn’t see the show, but complained because we have freedom of expression in The UK)
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Wednesday, 1 April 2009
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