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Thursday, 30 April 2009

Swearing in Public By Titvs Advxas

Following on from my Rant yesterday, here is my proposal for the next South Brum Meeting, (which I'll be putting to MH & MB later at The North Brum drive), in advance, so you can all get your tenners ready:

Tonight’s fund raising Idea is the use of the red collection box as a “Cuss box”
Any person uttering The “I” word or The “M” People word will be fined £1 per transgression.
As we in the BNP respect democracy and freedom of expression, those of us who know they will transgress several times may pre-purchase their cusses
£1 per single cuss
£5 for up to 10 cusses
£10 for 10 or more or unlimited use of the cusses

Other profanity will, as usual be fucking acceptable in this bastard establishment

Answers on a postcard please...
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Wednesday, 29 April 2009


Firstly we had the "F" word (For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge) (Yes Scouse, I do mean FUCK!)

Then we had the "C" word (See You Next Thursday)

Then in our politically correct Towns and Hamlets we had the NEW "C" word, or JC's birthday (~25th December 0000), this most ungodly crime was even supported by some of the Clergy so as not to upset the ethnic population!!!

Now I introduce to the world the "I" word, and just so you know exactly what I mean, The "I" word is referred to directly in my previous blog.

Why do we need to use the "I" word anyway?

Well, currently The "I" word plays a big part in all of our lives. Far too big and a far greater part than we ever did wish. Its significance in our once great country is again disproportionate to the need for it.

If we follow the example of Martyn-F and as he puts it "un-diversify" things that successive governments and their accomplices have diversified, a small piece at a time, then one of the first things that I can do is to remove the word from my daily use. If I need to use it, then the "I" word shall suffice.

Finally, of course, The "I" word as we all know, is followed by or practiced by The "M" people!

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Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Schyzophrenia By TITVS-ADVXAS

I don't know how familiar anyone is with YouTube and some of the people who give daily video blogs of their exciting (ZZZZZZzzzzz.....) lives (mostly in The USA).

Well I tried it for at least one day! Boy was I a big fat bore. And I got the most bizarrely unkind and abusive comments from people, who'd come across me by accident, from all over the world. My favourite YouTuber by far is ZIPSTER08 who is the alter ego of a real life and unknown-in-the-UK rock performer called TL Roth. Roth and Zipster both have daily v-blogs and there is an almost schyzophrenic distance between the two. Zipster the egocentric extroverted camp geriatric, and Roth is almost an opposite in all descriptions. Yet both manage to put out daily interesting blogs. Zipster who along with another guy called Matt is founder of the YouTube Community Choir whose first (and only) production was "The 12 days of Christmas" in 2006. (I had applied to be involved and was sent a song sheet and instructions, sent off my version, but my contribution was not used at all)

Now if you know me, then you know that I try to produce at least 2 written blogs on Blogger, and boy is that tough. TITVS ADVXAS and my real life persona, named here as "Clark Kent" are two separate entities and crossover is occasional and brief. I try to keep my political blogging with TITVS and my family stuff with "Clark". TITVS is managing to put out one a day, while Clark, who's home life is suffering because of all of TITVS's political activism, manages on average one every three days. More than that Clark wants to 'come out' and publicise his political views but living in a typical 'multicultural Birmingham street' it would put unfair pressure on his live-in extended family who have their own problems.

I have been altering the settings on both blogs to include advertising (with a revenue that after a whole month currently stands at the impressive $0.00), excerpts from other blogs I follow with great interest, a feed from The BNP, and other snippets.

I must mention that I was pleased to see the email from "Mister Tranmere Rovers" quoted verbatim my blog from yesterday. BUT DIDNT PUT THE F**KING TITLE, "The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend"!!! which was a reference to my Sikh friends with whom I share a common and dastardly enemy. The I word. Islam.

I finish with the proud announcement that my alter-ego "Clark Kent" has recently acquired a celebrity stalker or follower, who, in order to retain Clark's anonymity, will be referred to as Russ Green (sorry Russ). I was truly amazed to know that Russ (who is a giant in the political world and The BNP) actually read's Clark Kent's blog. I hope to see Russ, Kevin, Gordon (and the twins) and Ken at their next meeting very soon.

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Monday, 27 April 2009

The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend by TITVS ADVXAS

As we enter a new week, I must have one last say about last week's phenomenal celebrations for Saint George's and the dis-proportionate emphasis given by Birmingham City Council to it and to the Sikh festival of Vaisakhi.
Now my Sikh friends, of whom there are many, have a right, under our British democracy and freedom of speech, to celebrate this their most holy of days. but I wish to comment on the ambivalence of Birmingham City Council to the indigenous populous.

As I pointed out yesterday at a meeting of my boys club, Birmingham City is the biggest single council in the country. At 9,000 per ward, it has some of the biggest local election areas or wards in Europe, yet alone Great Britain. It is also bottom of various lists for Social Services and Health Services. My own experience of Birmingham is diabolical and having lived in Oxley, Wolverhampton for 10 months in the 1980s, I learnt that Wolverhampton, population 200,000 has the same number of dog catchers as Birmingham, population 2,000,000. I could therefore extrapolate this single fact across the whole of the Councils' services and conclude (unfairly, but who cares?) that Birmingham City Council's services are TEN times worse than Wolverhampton Town Council's Services (In the mid 80s, Wolverhampton Wanderers were not promoted to The City Status League until well after Lord Steve Bull of Whitmore-Reams had retired).

Back to the weekend of Saturday/Sunday 25th/26th April 2009.

Firstly we have the inept offerings of Our Council in Central Birmingham Victoria Square, Compared with a superb march in another of our Black Country Neighbours, Sandwell on the previous Sunday, which was also at least TEN times better.

Furthermore compare the Vaisakhi in North Birmingham yesterday. There was an impressive parade and roads were closed to accommodate this.

Compare also the experience of our old friend Cllr. Martyn Findley (BNP) across in The East Midlands, whose children were treated to a meagre sounding CREAM TEA to celebrate Saint George's Day, yet have to dress up, make paintings, eat ethnic food and much more come EID...


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Saturday, 25 April 2009

Reading "Britain Awake"

I've just pi$$ed myself again. This time, through laughing!
With the stopline "Stop fucking breeding" I have been chuckling incessantly at the blog of Britain Awake from last week regarding the size of condoms in the Indian subcontinent.
I'm sure BritainAwake09 won't mind me reproducing his excellent blog here:
Condoms 'Too Big' for Indian men!
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre...
No doubt Pakistanis and Bangladeshis will be endowed with the same minuscule appendage, we think its natures way of saying:

A Jolly Good Time Was Had... by TITVS ADVXAS

My feelings of patriotism have been etched long and hard within me, but my recent association with a Nationalist organisation, The BNP, has stirred these feelings up and out into the open. Last night at a secret location in Gotham City, I attended a disco to celebrate Saint George's day. I purposefully didn't take my camera with me as this was a family event. My ever suffering Wife, my children and grandchild all accompanied me.

We drank, ate, danced and sang alongside other families. Families as different as chalk and cheese. But all patriots. Some of the people were too young or too drunk to appreciate the full meaning of the flag and banner waving or the songs, "Land of Hope and Glory", "Rule Britannia" and the omnipresent "Jerusalem". Some of those present didn't see the irony of the bar staff winning nearly all of the raffle prizes either.

  • As patriots we share the belief that our country is being invaded and plundered by Islam. Every facet of our lives is being drawn into that goal by successive treacherous governments.

  • As patriots, we can see that the only bloodless way to keep our British and English identity is in the ballot box.
Our country's last fight to remain British and English is epitomised Churchill's speech of June 4th 1940, the most famous excerpt from which being:

"...we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

One of the most irreverent reminders of this speech is in Supertramp's chilling masterpiece, "Fools Overture" from their 1977 album "Even in the Quietest Moments..."

Our next fight, will be led by Nick Griffin and Simon Darby on June 4th 2009.



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Friday, 24 April 2009


I don't want to bore the tits of everyone too often, but I have just been browsing the BNP website, and have read yet another article that has made me physically sick. Not wishing to share this with the world and, luckily I was browsing at home and not at The Library, I did actually vomit my porridge and marmite on toast about 15 minutes ago.

What was the article that could make a grown man so ill?

The increasing Islamification of Britain, which if left unchecked will see this country utterly overrun within a matter of decades, has been re-emphasised with the news that Manchester schools will be able to close for Islamic holidays under new plans to “reduce high absence rates.”
Many Muslim children already miss school to celebrate religious festivals such as Eid. Chiefs at Manchester City Council are considering allowing schools with large numbers of Muslims to close during Islamic holidays.
Under the current system schools close for Christian holidays, but parents are allowed to take children out of lessons for other religious festivals.
This particularly affects Manchester which has the third worst school attendance rates in the country.
Almost one in ten of all absence days in the city’s schools are noted as religious observance.
In an attempt to improve these figures, schools will be allowed to opt to close if 40 percent of pupils are likely to take time off.
Schools will be encouraged to use these extra holidays to facilitate teacher training days while traditional school holidays will remain unchanged.
Some east London schools where the majority of pupils are from Muslim families already close for two days over Eid.
The local authority states: “Tower Hamlets policy is that schools should close for Eid (these dates have been advised by the East London Mosque).
“It is important to ensure that all Muslim pupils and staff can participate in religious observance without being absent from school. This is consistent with the council’s attendance policy that “every day matters.”
Douglas Murray, director of think tank the Centre for Social Cohesion, said: “Either people are British and go to British schools and have a particular holiday system, or we decide to carve the country up into areas that are Muslim and non-Muslim, and I think that’s what this does.”
* The process of colonisation occurs when foreigners come to a country and by sheer numbers force their ways upon the indigenous population.
What is happening in Britain today is nothing else but colonisation, aided and abetted by the Tory and Labour Party.
The British National Party is the only party dedicated to halting and reversing this process.
[This article has been reprinted from the BNP website.]

I can only echo what The Article says adding that both the Labour and Tory parties will one day be held accountable to the people for these diabolical crimes against The British People.

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The Day After... By TITVS ADVXAS

According to my friend Kevin Inman, who sent me a link to an article in The Birmingham Evening Mirror, second only to Essex in the whole of England, The West Midlands is leading the way to celebrate St George's day with 25 events over the week. This compares with only 10 events for the same period last year.
  • Perhaps local people are starting to feel a little annoyed that non-English festivals are always given precidence?
  • Perhaps the penny has dropped in some of those gullible lilly livered multiculturalists who have now realised that the Islamic Invaders are laughing at our faces and spitting in our curries?
  • Perhaps the Nationalist in more of us is awakening?
For me, however, the highlight of all of the events so far in all the St Georges Day Celebrations, was the Excellent Out of Tune Liverpudlian non-karioke rendition (as the Karioke machine didn't have the song in it's repertoire) of Jerusalem in a back street pub in Acocks Green.
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Thursday, 23 April 2009

Something is Very Very Wrong in Birmingham By TITVS-ADVXAS

Dates that will be actively celebrated in Birmingham in 2009 are as follows:

Sunday 1st February Chinese New Year
Sunday 15th March St Patrick’s Day
Saturday 25th April St Georges Day
Late April Vaisakhi
Saturday 23rd to 25th May Gay Pride
Monday 25th Lord Mayors Show
Mid July Eid Mela
Early September Gardners Weekend
Late September Eid Al Fithr
Saturday 10th October World Mental Health Day
Mid November Diwali and Christmas Lights
Mid November to December Frankfurt Market
Thursday 31st December New Years Eve Fireworks
Can you see any obvious omissions? Yes, that's right, Easter and Christmas are not there!
Christmas is included in Diwali and Christmas Lights, which of course is only to incorporate Festival of Lights with the turning on of the city lights. The new C word seems to be all but erased with the council's ongoing agenda of replacing Christianity and Englishness from the record books and replacing them with non-christian non-English events, to ingratiate themselves with the ever growing hordes of non-UK colonists encamping themselves within our shores. The surprise is the emergence of St George, probably because of the controversy of our neighbours in Sandwell and their own St Georges day celebration.
Not only that, but there's also a 3 day weekend to celebrate THE most unnatural of all things, the homosexual. I am not homophobic, and have several openly gay friends, but I say to them (in a similar way that Mr Frank Forte so eloquently put it at a lecture recently) "You can do whatever you like in the privacy of your own Closet, but do not inflict your unnatural acts and ways upon me and my family"
[I envisage a point where The Glorious City Council may vilify The Evil George and his actions against that heroic Muslim dragon that martyred himself in the name of Allah]
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Well its the day WE celebrate our Identity. So rather than my own babblings, here are the babblings of somebody far more important and eloquent, Nick Griifin, Chairman of my Boys Club:

Fellow Patriot,
Happy St George's Day!
Today is supposed to be a day on which the native people of England can celebrate their identity without fear of persecution from the politically correct liberal Leftists.
However, in today's warped Britain, even St George has come under attack by our political masters.
The legend of St George and the Dragon was brought to Europe by returning Crusaders. According to that story, a dragon made its nest at the water source of a city. The city's inhabitants had to offer sheep to the dragon in order to be allowed to draw water. However, they eventually ran out of sheep and the dragon demanded humans instead. Lots were drawn to see which unfortunate person would be offered to the dragon in exchange for the right to draw water.
On one occasion, the princess of the city drew the shortest stick. The king begged for her life, but it was in vain; all had an equal chance of being sacrificed to the dragon. At the crucial moment, St George appeared and challenged the dragon. Protected by the sign of the Christian cross, St George slew the dragon and rescued the princess. The grateful citizens of the city then converted to Christianity.
Our ruling political elite strives to eliminate or dismantle anything that gives the native people of the British Isles any sense of identity, tradition or cultural loyalty. So it should be no surprise that the liberal-left has for decades waged a relentless war against any celebrations on St. George's Day. In their eyes, recognition of our nationhood will endanger the "multiracial society" they wish to impose on the British people. Better to eradicate any remnants of national identity whatsoever, lest our people realise what they are losing.
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The latest salvo in this relentless war against native identity was the banning of a highly popular St George's Day parade in the Black Country, West Midlands. Thanks to the rigorous efforts of our local activists and the enormous pressure applied by the BNP's Operation Fightback, the parade was reinstated!
Rest assured, all those homegrown traitors who have taken part in the war against our indigenous rights will one day be held to account for their crimes. Treason may be acceptable now, but in the free, liberated Britain of the future, treason will be punished in the manner of the old days of our forbears: through Traitor's Gate and into the Tower!
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I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about my personal hero: Alfred the Great. Alfred was our greatest king and a dauntless and dedicated ruler. He united the splintered Anglo-Saxon kingdoms and created the modern nation of England. He was also an inspirational leader who led native Anglo-Saxon resistance against a devastating Viking onslaught. I would like to quote from the British Pride website:
"The Danes then made a sudden surprise attack on the stronghold of Chippenham, where Alfred was staying for Christmas. It became obvious to Alfred that the Danes would not stop until all Anglo-Saxon England was under their domination. Alfred was forced to flee Chippenham and made his way through swamps to safety. He was given shelter by a peasant woman who, completely unaware that he was king, left him to watch some cakes cooking by the fire. Overwhelmed with the problems he and his kingdom faced, he let the cakes burn. When the woman returned, she gave Alfred a telling off, but then realised the king's identity and apologised. Alfred insisted that he was the one who needed to apologise. Such humbleness is rare for kings."
"Alfred did not accept defeat at this point, but from a base in Athelney he organised an effective resistance movement, rallying militia from Somerset, Wiltshire and Hampshire. Alfred disguised himself as a musician in order to gain access to the Danish camp. There he discovered the Danish attack plans, and armed with this knowledge was able to defeat the invaders at the Battle of Edington in Wiltshire."Alfred was just one of our amazing ancestors who never gave up the fight to defend this island which is our home. What a contrast to our contemporary leaders!
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During this day in which we celebrate England's national identity, we must also pay homage to the union and kindred bonds of the British Family of Nations. In 1707, the peoples of the British Isles united under a single government. From that point on, we emerged as a remarkable force on the world stage. Our achievements in science, technology and progress are still unmatched.
Scots, Welshmen, Englishmen, Ulsterfolk and Irish have sacrificed and perished shoulder to shoulder to defend our island homeland on the bloodstained grounds of Waterloo, the Crimea, Rorke's Drift, the Somme, Dunkirk, the beaches of Normandy and the Falklands. In the Battle of Britain, pilots from across the pan-British world struggled to defend our skies against the mighty Luftwaffe and achieved victory after much sacrifice.
The British people, from Cornwall to the Highlands, from Ulster to East Anglia, must stay united. The alternative is subjugation in a federal, undemocratic European empire ruled by unaccountable Marxist elites, dedicated to transforming our continent into "Eurabia" (the liberal left project to unite the Islamic Middle East and Christian Europe which is to be achieved by massive population movements).
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That is why the British National Party is launching the largest and most far-reaching election campaign in British Nationalist history. In terms of the size, reach and sophistication, there has never been anything like it! It includes 29 million leaflets, dozens of billboard and newspaper advertisements, powerful election broadcasts, nationwide Truth Truck tours, 100,000 election posters and much, much more.
For the first time we will have in place the administrative structure to enable us to process and consolidate the expected tens of thousands of inquiries. The "Rapid Expansion Plan" has been a roaring success and the results will be rolled out shortly - be prepared to be blown away by our increasing professionalism!
Roll on June 4th, D-Day approaches! Let's get to work!

Happy St. George's Day

Nick Griffin

Chairman, BNP

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Sunday, 19 April 2009

Stone Cross St Georges Day Society Parade

"Cry 'God for Harry, England and Saint George!'"
(Henry V by William Shakespeare)
The Stone Cross St Georges Day Society Parade took place today, estimates of the crowd varies from 15,000 to 25,000. There were loads of families, Mums, Dads, Grandmas, Grandpas, Teens, Infants and Babies. With Saint George himself at hand, a jolly good time was had by all.
The proceedings had been overshadowed by Local politics where Sandwell Council Stopped then started then withdrew funding (I think), leaving local business man, Chris Kelly to be the hero of the hour, by putting in £10,000 of his company's (therefore his own) money. Thank you Chris.
Also putting in an appearance this 'non-political' event were those two well known "dastardly and evil" patriots, Sir Nick Griffin and Lord Simon Darby.
Things were, however, spoilt by The Stirrer himself, "big-mouth" Goldberg, who HAD to mention right wing politics, and drawing his usually incorrect bigoted comparison of The BNP with the nf (Here we go again Adrian ZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzz .........). TITVS-ADVXAS took a few photos of the proceedings and has placed all 339 pictures on Public View at his WEBSHOTS page.


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Saturday, 18 April 2009

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates...

Several admissions on the blogspot of Birmingham Brandwood Councillor MARK HILL that there is ALREADY a Tory Local Government Candidate, named as Derek Johnson, in place for 2010 (14 months in advance). This admission makes one wonder exactly how the Tory's will be able to justify any allowed expenditure in May next year. We could rightly infer that Mr Johnson's campaign expense budget for the 2010 elections has already started to be spent (by Mr Hill's very declaration as early as March 13th 2009) AND therefore by April 2010 one could also rightly assume that the meagre allowed amount had been surpassed long before this date leaving any further canvassing expenses such as leafleting in the run up to the election illegally purchased, and therefore any declarations of keeping within the budget a fraudulent act!

Mark is a nice bloke but this admission by him ranks his naivety along the same levels as those of Forest Gump and Simple Simon

Naive or Just Plain Stupid?
You decide. Mark Hill will be the Standing Brandwood Candidate in 2011.

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Friday, 17 April 2009

Please State (2)... By TITVS-ADVXAS

Direct from todays BBC News website under the headline "Force is strong for Jedi police " is the following absurd report on religious diversity:

Force is strong for Jedi police

Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged. Strathclyde Police said the officers and two of its civilian staff claimed to follow the faith, which features in the Star Wars movies. The details were obtained in a Freedom of Information request by Jane's Police Review. Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers. In the Star Wars films, Jedi Knights such as Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda use the Force to battle the evil Darth Vader, who has strayed to the dark side. Jane's Police Review editor Chris Herbert, who requested the information, said: "The Force appears to be strong in Strathclyde Police with their Jedi police officers and staff. "Far from living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some members of the noble Jedi order have now chosen Glasgow and its surrounding streets as their home."

Provided voluntarily
A spokeswoman for Strathclyde Police confirmed: "At the time of the request, 10 (eight police officers and two police staff) had recorded their religion as Jedi." She added that the force monitored "six strands of diversity" - age, disability, gender, race religion and belief, and sexual orientation. The force said the information was provided voluntarily and securely stored. About 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi in the 2001 Census for England and Wales. In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000. The Office for National Statistics did not recognise it as a separate category, and incorporated followers of Jedi with atheists. Last year, brothers Barney and Daniel Jones founded the UK Church of the Jedi - which offered sermons on the Force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques. Strathclyde Police employs 8,200 police officers and 2,800 civilian staff.

This is another example of political correctness and absurdity meeting head on. Why do “they” need to monitor these "six strands of diversity" usually in the name of customer service and especially by Police and Government departments?
Firstly, TITVS asks himself those questions:
Question: Answer:
· What is your age? Why do you need to know?
· Do you have a disability? Why do you need to know?
· What is your gender? Why do you need to know?
· What is your race? Why do you need to know?
· What is your religion or belief? Why do you need to know?
· What is your sexual orientation? Why do you need to know?

Okay that was the obvious way to respond to such an invasion of a person’s right to privacy (under The Human Rights Act).
These are the real answer TITVS gives on forms:
Question: Answer:
· What is your age? But why do you need to know?
· Do you have a disability? Yes. I used to work for Birmingham City Council
· What is your gender/sex? Male to Gender? Yes to Sex?
· What is your race? English**/White Anglo-Saxon *
· What is your religion or belief? CofE/Agnostic
· What is your sexual orientation? MYOFB ***

So why then do we always get asked these questions, Surely nothing to do with the government's paranoia on the multicultural society, or keeping up quotas to remain politically correct for areas of age, disability, gender, race religion and belief, and sexual orientation?
Are they absolutely not just making sure that the number of ethnic "imports" are still going to vote for them, after all they've totally alienated any indigenous born voters?
[*If ever I am given a form about ethnic background. I always write White Anglo-Saxon.
**If I am pressed about my nationality, I never put BRITISH I always write ENGLISH. That is no way disrespectful to my Scottish, Welsh and Irish cousins, who I expect would be as equally proud of their own nation of origin.
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Martyn Findley by TITVS ADVXAS

I came recently across the blogspot of a BNP councillor in Nuneaton & Bedworth, Martyn Findley. Having seen him speak at a local meeting here, I know he is passionate about keeping and promoting a British Identity, and knows that we cannot support foreign countries to the tune of £9000,000,000. (Yes NINE BILLION POUNDS, including indirect support for The Indian SPACE program!) whilst nearly a quarter of our own pensioners cannot affort to "HEAT and EAT"

Like all BNP spokesmen, Martyn is a REALIST nothing more and nothing less. Well done for all your hard work in your community Martyn, and hope to see you and Debbie in Brum again soon.

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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Customer Service? By TITVS-ADVXAS

"The Pallasades Shopping Centre provides the first point of entry to the City Centre for most shoppers and is commonly regarded to as "the gateway to the city". Average footfall over the year is approximately 400,000 per week. The centre is a pleasant, safe and secure shopping environment with over 90 units for the shopper to choose from. Major names include Woolworths, Argos, HMV, JJB and Peacocks. There is also a wide range of smaller, specialist shops, exclusive boutiques and a chance to take a break in one of the well-established eating houses. The centre is directly above New Street Station, also enjoying a 1200 space multi-storey NCP car park."

Directly quoted from The Pallasades Website, what this link doesn't tell you is:

  1. Un co-operative staff who's job I'm told is to sit reading Newspapers and News websites, although if you stand by The Leeds Building Society and look over their shoulders they do seem to spend a lot of time looking at girly websites but my eyesight may not be as good as it used to be.
  2. Family members of staff hanging around, ready to verbally abuse you when you complain about their relatives.
  3. Foul, Filthy Smelly Toilets that when open remind one of a week old soiled pamper.
  4. Foul, Filthy Smelly Toilets that when closed for cleaning makes one wonder if they are just re-arranging the inch deep pools of urine on the slippery floor floor
  5. Units being closed down in readiness for major alterations to New Street Station

Yesterday I was able to confirm all of these bullet points. I went to the Men's room only to find it was closed for repair. I approached The Customer Service Desk and waited for 10 minutes before being acknowledged. The member of staff was having a private chat with someone and their eye contact/flirtiness lead me to assume (incorrectly) that they were boyfriend and girlfriend, and I Had to clear my throat to be noticed. The young lady started to talk to me. I simply and politely asked "Who is responsible for the Men's toilets, as I needed to use them". The young lady phoned someone then used her 2-way radio, and then told me that the urinal was blocked and they were awaiting plumbers, as the urine soaked floor was approaching the dangerous level (Which I assumed meant that it was dangerous for staff as the urine was in a position to now get splashed onto their own clothes.)

I then asked if there was anywhere I could sit and was told that seating was removed several years ago as "we used to get people sitting on the seats". I was also told that if I was desperate for the toilets, then McDonalds was around the corner. I decline saying that I would never support McDonalds even by pi$$ing on them if the were on fire.

After hanging around by 'Peacocks' for about 30 minutes, I returned to The Customer Service Desk, just to if there was an update on The Men's toilets. Before I could speak, the female who made me feel so worthless before said "The toilets are still closed. I've already 'told' you to go to McDonalds". I spoke to her newly arrived colleague, and sarcastically said "At least I didn't have to wait for her to finished speaking to her boyfriend this time". The first lady butted in to say "My boyfriend is in West Bromwich at work, that other guy just hangs around the centre"

So someone she fancied was OK to hang around, but an overweight middle aged man was told to go to McDonalds (to get fatter I presume)?

I then asked the young lady if she was worried if her lack of customer care would bode well with her employers should I decide to complain about her obvious lack of job skills? To which she retorted "Well we've been taken over by Birmingham City Council, since last week, so I'm not worried that they would even be bothered by anything you would say to them" She was then joined in her assault on me by a scruffy filthy looking toothless pensioner standing nearby, who said "I'm her Dad, Why are you so bothered about the men's toilets? Are you a pervert? Are you gay? Are you a pervert (again)? Are you gay (again)? Why don't you just pi$$ off and go to McDonalds like you've been told to" I also mentioned again about there being no seating for people, but was again told that they were removed because people used to sit upon them, but if I wanted to sit down, I could go to Starbucks OR McDonalds. I tried to use the analogy of wanting to sit down at a bus stop, and being told to "go and knock on the front door of the house by the bus stop and sit down in their living room or use their toilets", but my sarcasm was completely lost in their utter dimness.

So do I assume from my foray that:


[I have tried to correct the poor grammar of these people in my recollections above]


Monday, 13 April 2009

Please State... By TITVS-ADVXAS

As a youngster, growing up in a white working class area of Birmingham, known as Acocks Green, in the sixties, I was happy. I was oblivious too. Oblivious to the need for a totalitarian nanny state
But I am in England. Part of The United Kingdom. Our Queen is head of The Commonwealth. We are in the land of the free. We don't need that sort of government.

But the government had its own idea.

As a youth I watched television programs about South American States and Central African States where people disappeared overnight with no explanation, where the police and secret police had absolute autonomy and power. Where hundreds of people would be arrested early in the morning for planning a peaceful protest... Hang on. Reality Check. What I detested so much about places like Russia or Uganda or Chile or China in the 70s, is happening here in the UK today!

This news cutting from BBC news is typical of the Ruling Labour Fascist Regime:
Police arrest 114 in 'power demo'
More than 100 people have been arrested in Nottingham over a suspected plan to target a power station. Police said 114 men and women were arrested in Sneinton Dale on suspicion of conspiracy to commit aggravated trespass and criminal damage. Officers said they believed those arrested were planning to protest at nearby Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station. A spokesman said "specialist equipment" had been found by officers who feared a threat to the safety of the site. He said police thought there was a "serious threat" to the power station. The arrests were made at an independent school. There were no injuries. 'Real bedlam' Residen
ts in the suburb of Sneinton contacted the BBC with reports of a large police presence in the area. Tess Rearden, who lives near where the arrests were made, said she saw 20 police vehicles. She said: "It was all slamming of doors and van doors and all these vans were coming up here - police vans, riot vans. "My son came out of his bedroom and he said: 'Have you seen what's going on out front?' "They were all up and down the roads here. It was bedlam, real bedlam." City councillor David Mellen said: "I understand there was some kind of gathering of people here last night and police took action. "Obviously it's disturbing for the neighbours in the area but if police had information there was some kind of danger to the power supply for people in the East Midlands, then obviously they need to take action." Power station operator Eon said it was aware of the arrests but would not comment further.
Historically, in fascist states, people were never allowed to organise a public peaceful protest.

Sunday, 12 April 2009

Those Were The Days by TITVS ADVXAS

Congratulations to all my friends and family who were born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos..
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Nandos.
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy toffees, gobstoppers, bubble gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because we were always outside playing!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were o.k.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY, no video or dvd films, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no internet or internet chat rooms. We had friends and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. Only girls had pierced ears!
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
You could only buy Easter eggs and hot cross buns at Easter time...
We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays, we rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!
Rugby and cricket had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on merit
Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bullies always ruled the playground at school.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'
we had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all!
And you are one of them! Congratulations!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
PS The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore.

Saturday, 11 April 2009



And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen

And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark Satanic mills

Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spears o'clouds unfold
Bring me my chariot of fire

I will not cease from mental fight
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land

See Martyn Findlays Blogspot for the Same Hymn bt different perfomers
Words written by William Blake; Music by Charles Hubert Hastings Parry.

Very strirring and patriotic TITVS-ADVXAS XI-IV-MMIX.

Easter Message From The Chairman Of The BNP

I am passing on a special message from Sir Nick Griffin
Fellow Patriot,

The indigenous Christian people of the British Isles have been celebrating Easter for centuries. This important festival is a major part of our native culture.
It is thus relevant to celebrate our Christian heritage with pride on this Easter weekend and recognise the enormous and positive impact that Christianity has had on our long history.
This is even more necessary and poignant considering the rise and growth of radical militant Islam in this country. Islamic mosques are growing in number all over the United Kingdom, and every day, thousands of young Muslims hear anti-Western hate spewing forth from the mouths of bigoted and fanatical mullahs.
Rather than resist the spread of this fanatical, expansionist and alien creed - which seeks to destroy Christianity - the Christian church leaders seek to assist it in every possible way. In this task they are assisted by all the other political parties. Help us fight back and win on June 4th by making a small donation of to our campaign fund - every penny helps:
The huge sacrifice made in centuries past by untold hundreds of thousands of Europeans of all nationalities to resist the spread of Islam into Christian Europe has been forgotten or is ignored by modern Western politicians.
Only the Nationalist parties of Europe, such as the British National Party, celebrate the legacy of the Christian heroes such as Richard the Lionheart and Edward I, both English kings who led Crusades.
In modern times, the BNP is leading the fight against the Islamification of our country. No other political party wants to preserve Britain as a Christian state! Across the political divide, all parties bar the BNP are dedicated to transforming us into a "multi-faith" and multicultural society - in other words a nation in which the indigenous British people are minority. Help us save our country by joining the British National Party - don't delay:
We will never allow our children to become a minority in our homeland! We will fight to the bitter end, just like our Crusader ancestors, to preserve our Christian culture and heritage. The spirit of the Medieval Knights lives on in all of us!
Recently, the first Islamic Sharia bank opened in Scotland. When Barack Obama called for Turkey's 71 million Muslims to be allowed to join the European Union, most of the Europe's political elites voiced their approval!
Christmas plays all over Britain have been banned by politically correct school authorities. Churches are being closing and converting into mosques. Towns and cities all over Britain are being colonised by hordes of Muslim immigrants. Some areas are now "no go" areas for Christians. On June 4th, we have a real chance to shake up the anti-British establishment - help us by giving a small donation of towards our campaign:
Just recently, a south Yorkshire school with a large Muslim student population banned its traditional Easter Bonnet parades! What an outrage! More evidence that we are becoming second-class citizens in our own country.
Yes, this is happening to your country! So enjoy the Easter weekend with your family, but bear in mind the mortal threat to our future posed by the Islamification of our country. Cherish your Christian heritage and make sure to pass it on to your children and grandchildren - and make them aware of the sacrifice of our ancestors who held back the hordes of Moors, Saracens and Ottomans and saved Christian Europe.
And most importantly, make sure you take a vow to help the British National Party win on June 4th, as time is running out fast for our children! Better still, make that long-postponed decision and finally join the British National Party:
Finally I would like to congratulate all our recent election candidates and their campaign teams - they have done us proud! On Thursday 2nd April, Tom Redmond took second place in Leeds with 23.6% of the vote. On the same day Chris Godridge obtained 6.5% in Calderdale. In Arun district, Mike Witchell took 13.7% of the vote and in Redcar Lynn Payne scored 16%.
Meanwhile on Thursday 9th in Manchester BNP candidate Derek Adams scored 23.3% of the vote beating the Lib-Dems, Conservatives and the rest! We are definitely on course to become a mainstream party with results like these! Help us score even more impressive results by donating just
Can we do it? Yes we can! The establishment is running scared of the BNP like no time before. Just listen to what that wretch Harriet Harman had to say in a recent interview with a major national newspaper:"Certainly they [the BNP] are a bigger threat than they have been before." The only group the BNP is a threat to is the self-serving, corrupt establishment creatures infesting Troughminster! Help us kick them in the ballots on June 4th!

Have a happy Easter and God bless

Nick Griffin

Chairman, BNP

Friday, 10 April 2009

Even More Hypocrisy... By TITVS-ADVXAS

Christians all around the world are observing Good Friday, the commemoration of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ at Calvary. Since the early church this day has been commemorated by fasting and penance.Some predominantly Christian countries give workers the day or afternoon off so they can observe the death of Jesus, which many denominations believe happened at 3 p.m. In the Orthodox, Roman Catholic and Anglican denominations, liturgical services often include veneration of the cross and the Passion narrative from the Gospel of St. John. Other types of observances include prayer and meditation at the Stations of the Cross, which are a succession of 14 images, usually on wooden crosses that depict the crucifixion of Christ and the events leading up to it. Many churches hold special services and some sponsor re-enactments of Jesus' journey to his death on the cross on Good Friday. Millions of Christians make a pilgrimage to Jerusalem every year for a procession along the "Via Dolorosa" -- or "way of suffering" -- which tradition holds is the path Jesus walked to the hill where he was crucified. Perhaps the most notoriously violent re-enactment occurs in the Philippines, where this year dozens of Catholics had themselves nailed to crosses, and scores more whipped their backs to a bloody pulp in an act of devotion frowned upon by the Catholic Church.
As I've already pointed out, The Church can whinge about a Soccer game to be played on Easter Sunday, The day when in religion, Jesus rose from the dead. But The Church is publicly silent when it comes to shouting or marching. Are they ashamed of themselves? or are they running scared from The Islamic Hordes? Today in countless Catholic countries around the world, but not in western Europe, crosses are being dragged by men enacting the crucifixion, men who are proud of their religion.
Why not The Church of England? I reiterate. RIP Christianity!
As published

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Ecclesiastic Hypocrisy... Again By TITVS ADVXAS

Grumblings and rumblings from The Church, again, as another Premier League football match is set to play at 2PM on Easter Sunday at Villa Park in Birmingham.

Now I've set out my stall before. I am not a Christian, But I do support movements that preserve our Sunday traditions. I am against widescale Sunday trading, and I am certainly against this move by Aston Villa to again play on the most important day in The Christian Calendar.

Aston Villa and Everton, it seems, are merely pawns of the hold that Sky television and Setanta clearly possess over rescheduling of matches for live TV coverage.

So where is the hypocrisy then?

In December 2008, Greenwood Junior School in Nottingham cancelled their annual nativity play, because it clashed with The Muslim Festival of Eid which was described as 'more important' to its pupils. Last week, The Meersbrook Bank Primary School in Sheffield cancelled its annual Easter Bonnet parade. The school announced that the decision had absolutely nothing to do with the very high proportion of Muslim pupils at the school.

The hypocrisy is the deafening silence from the church. In previous blog on Sunday Trading I blamed the weakness of The Church for the introduction of widescale Sunday trading.

If The Church can be so outspoken about one game of football, yet be so emaciated over the shadowing of Christian festivals by fear of upsetting the Muslim populous, then there is no hope for The Church of England.

RIP Christianity

As published

Friday, 3 April 2009

'Ere You're 'Avin' A Larf! by TITVS ADVXAS

Entertainment history is full of characters given names to describe or embarrass themselves. One of the earlists I can recall is that of Mrs Malaprop from the eighteenth century Sheridan play, The Rivals. More up to date is an urban legend, which says sexually suggestive names such as Master Bates (masturbates), Seaman Staines (semen stains), and Roger the Cabin Boy (meaning to have sex with) were given to characters from 50s childrens cartoon pirate, Captain Pugwash. There is also The Goon Show (50s and 60s) and a myriad of documented characters ascribed with double entendresque names such as Private Parts and Hugh Jampton. Now fast forward 40 years to the politically correct days of new, The 2000s or The Norties, where nothing incorrect may be said about anyone or anything.
Then we have The BBC cbeebies channel and 'In The Night Garden', stablemate of 'Balamory'.
Characters include Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy, Makka Pakka, The three Tombliboos, The Pontipines (red) and Wottingers (blue), The Haahoos, The Tittifers, The Ninky Nonk and The Pinky Ponk. The target audience is aged 1 to 6.
All innocent it seems, until the target audience, who are at differing stages of learning to speak, start to say the character's names. Then there's uproar as at least three of these innocently sounding characters more often than not are said sounding like racist slurs by the eager toddlers. As we hear them say words banned on Television, we have to stifle our laughs. such obscenities from children so young, unwittingly spoken, and repeated after they see us smile.
Surely The BBC has received complaints about this? Or the race relations board? Or perhaps there is just some high ranking executive is sitting at the desk of a highly paid perk filled job, chuckling like we did as youngsters listening to Bloodnock.
As published

Thursday, 2 April 2009

What's The Story In Balamory By TITVS ADVXAS

What indeed IS the story in Balamory?

Produced between 2000 and 2005, but still broadcast daily on BBC channels BBC1, BBC2 and CBEEBIES, and aimed at viewers aged six and under, this show was based in a nursery school with the main character Miss Hoolie the nursery teacher. Balamory itself was supposedly based upon the quiet Scottish Fishing hamlet of Tobermory on the Isle of Mull, but the cast of Balamory (as well as the children attending Balamory Nursery) come from a broad range of ethnic backgrounds, giving the place a somewhat cosmopolitan feel. The main 8 characters, incidentally, have a 25% ethnic/non-ethnic proportion (see photo), and of the 5 Children visiting Miss Hoolie’s Nursery each episode the proportion can vary from 20% ethnic proportion (1 in 5) to 100% (5 in 5), in each and every episode but NEVER zero (0/5). This contrasts sharply with ethnicity figures from the Isle of Mull (where Balamory was filmed), which, according to the 2001 census, suggest that ethnic minorities only make up a meagre 0.35% of the actual population i.e. 10 people out of a total population of slightly under 3000. In some episodes where Josie Jump AND Spencer appear along with 5 ethnic children, that would be 70% of the ethnic population of the entire region in one show AND one must assume therefore since there are only 3 other ethnic people left, that some of those 5 children are either from one parent families or are indeed orphans! Is this 'overcompensation of ethnicity' where it doesn’t exist part of The BBC's remit? Or would The BBC be overwhelmed with tens of thousands of complaints* from Ethnic minorities who claimed that they weren't represented in the show?
Furthermore the proposed introduction of a naughty character "Millie Mischief" was cancelled as (according to different Google sources) politically correct BBC chiefs were worried that the ethnicity of Miss Mischief would create further discontent with all viewers or that the 'bad' character would give children viewing 'a bad influence'.

And I always thought that The BBC’s duty was to portray and report real life!
(If that were so, however, Millie Mischief would then be a stereotypical drug dealing crack addict who mugged people or who unsafely prostituted herself to feed her habit and PC Plum would of course oust Miss Hoolie THE main character of the newly named CSI:Balamory)
Incidentally, the BBC cancelled the show in 2005. They cited that they wanted to experiment and create more new programme ideas. The production of a similar show 'Me Too' replaced Balamory, being based with a Child minder called Nanny Murray, instead of in a nursery school, this show has similar question marks over the same issues as Balamory

(*An example figure of 20,000 complainants would, of course, be made up of 5 people who actually saw the show and 19,995 who didn’t see the show, but complained because we have freedom of expression in The UK)


Wednesday, 1 April 2009

April Foolish By TITVS-ADVXAS

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